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Foxtrot Crew Burp Scale

Level 1: Did anything even come out?


Level 2: A pitiful excuse for a burp, more like a squeal.


Level 3: Definitely a burp, but not anything more.


Level 4: Maybe some depth or length to it, but still lacking any flavor.


Level 5: An everyday burp, the baseline.


Level 6: Still a standard burp, but comes with some more character of pizazz.


Level 7: Makes your pause and consider what the person may have just ate, possibly gets an audible reaction.


Level 8: A heard turner, an audible reaction is necessary.


Level 9: in a van full of several people having their own conversations and music is playing through the speakers, everyone notices; possibly even gets an applause.


Level 10: Uncontrolled and primal.


- Matt, Foxtrot Crew '22

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