1) Snow: 9/10 – Very refreshing and very cleaning, but takes a minute to dry and you need
a lot.
2) Large leaf w/ dew: 9/10 – Easy to wipe with and cleans well but you can only find them in
the morning and sometimes they’re frozen and will break.
3) Dry large leaf: 8/10 – Does the job. You can fold them to get more out of one leaf, but it
takes a lot of wipes to get everything off.
4) Small leaf: 7/10 – Feels the same as the large leaf, but it’s one wipe per leaf and you
need to be strategic about where you put your fingers.
5) Smooth rock: 7/10 – Will get you clean, but can be hard to find since they’re normally
near water and we aren’t pooping near water.
6) Soft pine cone: 6/10 – Kinda small and hard to hold. Hard to find soft pine cones.
7) Wet stick: 5/10 – Can only be found after rain, the thought of splinters is stressful.
8) Hard pine cone: 4/10 – Kinda small and hurts a little, can cut you if you’re not careful.
9) Rough rock: 3/10 – Can be very sharp and I will give up before I’m done because of that.
10) Dry stick: 2/10 – SPLINTERS
11) Rotting Stick: 0/10 – Will crumble in your hand, do not use!
12) Hand: -2/10 – Desperate times calls for desperate measures (Wash your hands you
filthy animals)
Jenna
Juliet Crew
RMYC '22
