Songs adapted by Moriah Mors
Under the Sea(t)
Under the seat
Under the seat
Grimy gum wrappers
Three lonely whoppers
Slowly melting
Dark, squishy, and smelly
Is the game
Dust bunnies never to be tamed
Three screws plus a hammer
Disorganized manner
Under the seat!!
Screw Barbed Wire
I can repair a fence
With a pair of fleece pliers
Add a stretcher
Some t-posts
And I’ll get it fixed no doubt
I can repair a fence
Strong with only barbed wire
Pound the post in
Clip it
Get stabbed and I shout:
Screw barbed wire!
Why must you be so clingyyy
Trying to rip my glove
You show no love
And all my clothes have pinholes
Screw barbed wire!
So sick of countless puncture wounds
Why won’t you ever quit
I can’t take it
Let me never fix a fence again!!
